will the REAL mario please stand up? sit down luigi you bastard
(via muscleluvr2)@8 hours ago with 571 notes
Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
(via glowpinkstah)@1 hour ago with 59196 notes
someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com?
reblogging so everyone can see how shocked i am! me… melanie meladoodle.
(via hotguysandpizza)@1 hour ago with 10991 notes
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via impmon)@8 hours ago with 22721 notes