(Source: ska-tet-of-19, via meladoodle)
will the REAL mario please stand up? sit down luigi you bastard
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@8 hours ago with 571 notesInternet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
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@1 hour ago with 59196 notesTwitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.
this is the greatest thing I have ever seen
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someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com?
reblogging so everyone can see how shocked i am! me… melanie meladoodle.
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@1 hour ago with 10991 notesi fit in here
this cat animal is so round and it pleases me
(Source: catasters, via princelypaws)
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
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@8 hours ago with 22721 notes*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
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